小富婆VS小腹婆

I am fat as a pig.
Slim limbs but big belly.
Ate too much? No…
I think sat too much. Didn’t exercise enough.
I think I need to use my hula hoop more, and sit-ups, too.
Maybe need to path myself to do yoga.
Need to wear tie under shorts all the time. Or look like pregnant for 4 months now.
Oh, MY GOD…….